Danish Women: The Ultimate Guide To Meeting & Seducing

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Coffee shops are a big deal in Denmark and one can learn a lot about Danes by observing them in their natural habitat. You rarely find girls alone; most of the time they’re in pairs blabbing endlessly in some strange language I don’t understand. Guys, on the other hand, are mostly alone, working, writing, and surfing Facebook on their fancy iPhones and iPads.

Many other nationalities are outgoing and never miss an opportunity to chat with a stranger; Danes are reserved and mild-mannered people – except when they’re not.

“Excuse me, can I sit here?” asked a cute girl in her late 20s.

Not expecting Danes to ever initiate conversation – especially while sober and during daytime — I was temporarily at loss for words and needed a minute to remember how to use my voice box. I quickly glanced at her and without hesitation placed her in tier two.

Denmark is located sufficiently north that my average height and slightly dark complexion can never mistake me for a local, who are all tall and blonde. At bars at night I’ve received eye-contact which facilitated straightforward approaches, but during daytime approaches from women (or men) are so rare that at this particular moment I felt that I was the first human being to be so openly approached in the history of Denmark. Nevertheless, like a trained soldier, I instantly switched into my game mode.

“Sure,” I replied.

A minute later Tina brought along a chair and placed herself between me and another girl in a section of the coffee shop that’s usually meant for three people. She was the fourth but squeezed herself in expertly, albeit at a cost of my space.

“That guy got really upset when I took a chair he was using to rest his feet,” she tried to act annoyed but I knew she was only making conversation.

Tina placed a thick book on the table but reading it was the furthest from her mind; she was in a very talkative mood. So she didn’t feel awkward initiating all the conversation, I asked her one or two things about the book. She took it as a sign that I was slightly interested and followed up with about a million questions.

And that’s how you know that you’ll soon be fucking a Danish girl.

She began with the typical “what are you doing in Denmark,” and before long she told me her life history including how she ended up in Copenhagen from rural Jutland (a province in the southern Denmark near Germany) and that her parents divorced at a very young age. It was like a diarrhea of non-stop questions, thoughts and comments. I purposely created silences by delaying my answers and follow up questions, but not being best friends with pauses in the conversations, she deliberately made every effort to fill them in by piggybacking my most previous answers.

Danish women can’t flirt and attraction is essentially like a big on/off switch. When she does like you, she’ll want to know everything about you in ten minutes flat. She’ll also tell you about herself including her ambitions, fears, and achievements and will have no qualms peppering the conversation with sexual terms. Where as in Brazil people are more social day to day and the mating ritual follows a predictable trajectory, in Denmark it’s either on or off — a stream of icy cold water or burning hot water and no lukewarm middle ground. And in this particular instance the water was hot, scorching hot.

Most of the time it doesn’t even matter how you answer her “Danish inquisition” – whether directly or evasively (although I’ve discovered direct answers work better) – her mind is usually already made up and you just have to go through the motions. This “diarrhea of questions” is such a crucial component of seduction that it’s usually a bad sign when the girl you want to bang is sitting there like a complete mute.

About an hour into conversation, I got her number by telling her that since I also live in coffee shops that “maybe we can meet in one of those other ones she recommended.” She agreed and as soon as I started typing in those digits on my touchscreen phone, I’d already begun wondering – not if but when – she’ll be ruthlessly impaled by my mighty dagger. I’ve seen people go on dates but I’d never imagined needing to date anyone in a feminist Nordic country in order to violently ravage the sweet peach between her legs.

Few days later we met in one of those “cool” coffee shops in the center. Shortly after we grabbed a drink at one of the hipster bars nearby and few hours later stumbled our way to my place. It wasn’t the best sex I had – she wasn’t Brazilian and didn’t speak to me in sexy Portuguese – but it was nice and pleasant, albeit emotionless. I eventually came and before I knew it she was putting on her clothes.

“I need to go to bed early so I can wake up for my boxing class,” she said right before running out the door.

I didn’t try to stop her.

45 comments

Joe Vegas January 25, 2013 - 6:39 pm

Are Danish girls as fucked up as everyone says?

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Tim in LA January 25, 2013 - 9:46 pm

Sounds like a nice girl. Did you ever see her again?

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Maverick January 27, 2013 - 6:35 pm

We exchanged a few SMS’es but I haven’t seen again.

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louis January 25, 2013 - 10:16 pm

sometimes it’s just about being at the right time at the right place.Maybe she didn’t had sex for a while.

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Maverick January 27, 2013 - 6:39 pm

And I was glad to be her slump stopper 🙂

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jaieal November 13, 2013 - 7:47 am

It must of been the foreign special lol. since you weren’t from there she could act as she wanted on her sex impulses. lol nobody would know who she is.

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Michael April 26, 2017 - 3:20 pm

Juttland is nowhere near Germany

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Bob March 27, 2019 - 1:41 pm

Jutland borders on Germany. I live in Jutland, so I am something of an expert

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Not In Denmark January 25, 2013 - 10:25 pm

Spent a few weeks there last summer…never seen more manlier women.

The country is downright revolting.

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DC Phil January 26, 2013 - 12:01 am

Now if only ALL women were so easy. 😉

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Maverick January 27, 2013 - 6:38 pm

Something like this can only happen in a few places (notable Nordic countries), but would never happen in places like Romania or Ukraine.

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DC Phil January 27, 2013 - 8:11 pm

Which is fine if the other women are approachable and flirtatious. Though I have no experience with Scandinavian women and have only Roosh to go on, for the most part, what this Danish chick did to you fits in perfectly with the culture.

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Danish Guy January 26, 2013 - 12:05 pm

Advice from a guy who was born in Denmark: go to Sweden or Norway for a taste of REAL Scandinavian women.

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DC Phil January 27, 2013 - 2:27 pm

Is it true that Nowegian women can be some of the most promiscuious of the Scandinavians, as well as the most forgiving of serious handicaps in terms of looks and mobility? I once knew a guy who told me about his wheelchair-bound friend who mananged to go to Norway to be put up by a Norwegian chick who also fucked his brains out. Not sure if that was embellished or not, but was an interesting story.

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Maverick January 27, 2013 - 6:37 pm

I’ve heard similar things (i.e. that Norwegians girls are much more friendlier and easier to deal with) although I haven’t been to Norway yet. Maybe someone else with more experience can fill in.

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ExchangeStud August 29, 2013 - 12:24 pm

Yeah, Norwegian girls are very friendly.
But a downside to all that friendliness is that they are only genuinely interested in being FRIENDS only lol

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Anders September 29, 2013 - 2:13 am

Go to Iceland.You will have anything you want Friday and Saturday nights.I am friends with a Danish lady and I will tell you it is PAINFULL.I miss Iceland.

Absintheminded January 31, 2013 - 10:52 am

Sounds like chance luck. Norwegian women are picky as hell. They might behave like only Brad Pitt had a chance about 99% of the time. Alcohol and weekends loosens thing up though.

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Maverick January 31, 2013 - 12:09 pm

Best Scandinavian girls? Finnish/Swedish?

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Reproduction June 2, 2013 - 4:13 pm

As a Swede, I’m probably biased, but I will repeat what a colleage of mine from London had to say after he made his way from the central station to the office in Stockholm city:
“I’ve seen more beautiful girls in the last 15 minutes alone, than I have ever seen in my life back in London.”
So… just come here and see for yourself, will ya! 😉

andrew reeves July 2, 2016 - 10:47 am

i was in aarhus several years ago, out of the blue a girl came up to me and said’my friend wants to fuck you!well i couldn’t turn that down. other thana fantastic pair of tits, she was the ugliest creature i’d ever seen!ce la vie

King of Prague January 31, 2013 - 12:05 pm

Denmark: another country that has gone the way of the feminists.

How I long for the middle ages.

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Maverick February 1, 2013 - 2:15 pm

Running around with swords and armor. Sign me up.

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Bob February 16, 2016 - 10:57 am

Then man up and stop acting like a Pussy!

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andy reeves July 2, 2016 - 10:48 am

stockholm girls are spectacular

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Maverick February 1, 2013 - 2:14 pm

I don’t think she wanted a long-term relationship. She just had an itch and needed me to scratch it.

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Boy Toy March 17, 2013 - 1:09 am

I dont understand why people talk so badly about danish women…
well, yes, the majority of them are probably turning into some masculine fucked up hipster girls…
But there are still plenty of hot girls left. And I’ve fucked more than 100 of them in two years, so they can’t be THAT hard to fuck? 😀
But Maverick, what do you think about danish women and culture compared to the rest of the world? I would be very interested to hear that(:

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Maverick March 17, 2013 - 1:45 pm

I’ve spent a lot of time in Denmark and have many thoughts and conclusions. Will be writing a post about my time here soon.

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Mash August 8, 2013 - 2:23 pm

How do you live in another country for a few considering exchange rates between euro and USd is about the same. Do you work as a free lancer or own your own business

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Riz September 22, 2013 - 2:01 pm

Yes they are evil and nasty as hell

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MrNice October 31, 2013 - 3:07 pm

I’ve met a Danish girl over the internet. I’m not interested in the girls here in this foreign country (not Denmark) even though they are beautiful and have no problem with them, I just really like this girl. We’re going to meet this Friday, of course I’ll update on this site, to maybe push this thread the other way. She’s nice and friendly, sweet, warm and sexy young girl. We hit it off right away, I mean I’ve not hit it off like this with any girl before. It’s like I scored a touch down, she’s a strong girl that knows what she wants and the guys in this foreign country, they don’t take care of themselves so as looks go I’m in the top percentile and I’m nice and easy going. I think I’m lucky, today i stepped in dog shiit so tomorrow is Friday and hope we’ll have a nice time, not love making or anything, just like to connect with her. So guys lets see how it goes. If she’s nice I’ll fight for her, hell and back. Why not there are nice beautiful girls everywhere but if it ends bad well looks like I gotta put my tail between my fucking legs and I don’t want to. I gotta learn to write better, like Bukawski in Women, you all should read this book, man is it fucking brilliant. Wish me luck.

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Idiot_jeb July 26, 2015 - 7:16 am

It’s “Bukowki”, also you sound like a mangina, don’t get your feels so high for a girl.

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MrNice November 7, 2013 - 1:54 am

So far all has gone pretty nicely. She’s very nice and quite funny. We talk and write each other endlessly with lots in common. I find her pretty interesting but she already wants to have sex, by end of the weekend. It’s pretty fast for me but she’s very cute and I’m comfortable with her. Like mentioned above if a Danish girl likes you she’ll let you know right away. I don’t have one bad thing to say. We were both sick for the week so couldn’t get together. It’s just that we really hit it off well and I like that she knows what she wants right away because I’m the same. Hope I’m not rushing in and hope we will connect well under the covers. Then I’ll know that perhaps the comments above may apply to some but not all Danish girls. Wish me luck.

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Mr Nice November 13, 2013 - 12:24 pm

Well we had sex or made love I don’t think she distinguishes between the two. She’s not a small girl by any means but sex was really good and hard and fun. It was pretty passionate and she had no problem reaching an orgasm, man she was fast and said she didn’t understand why she came so fast and said I have to cum right away which I did no problem I mean I am a guy. It was strange for me but pretty good and we did it again it in the morning, she slept over and it was pretty good. As culture goes she didn’t really care about being naked or anything. As sex goes she’s open to about everything, some of the stuff she told me was pretty weird I mean she is only 23. I don’t know why Danish girls are so different, I am just trying to understand, but the sex and touching is easy. I thought maybe she just needed a man someone who can give her an orgasm and then that’s it. Well she calls and writes all the time and I do too. We are pretty comfortable with each other. First time I met someone over the net and it’s working out ok. What do I expect next? Any ideas? I guess one must continue through the gates of hell and not look back. I’m just waiting for some thing to derail this thing.

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Harry December 23, 2013 - 5:32 pm

Well.. I’ve been living in Denmark for 3 years now and I most say that I love Denmark! I think that the danish girls are really nice and that they are really hot!! Maybe it’s just me but I think that the best and the hottest girls on this planet so far is the danish people! Just saying!

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boba March 2, 2015 - 5:04 pm

Sounds a lot like canada….

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djlooney January 24, 2016 - 3:13 am

I wish there would be a way to date a Danish girl online

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Aurelia August 8, 2016 - 2:25 pm

I lived exactly the same thing with a Danish boy. He left after sex …. He unfortunately don’t contact me again to see me… It make me sad. Why share sex if it’s for nothing after ? It is like a sport for them or I am absolutely bad at bed? Maybe they need stop drinking too much to don’t think they do a mistake after. They are like a mystery for me 🙂 but I love Scandinavian guy so far <3

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Faisal Derki August 19, 2016 - 8:05 am

hi
i am new in denmark , thisted
i looking for love in nice girl
i am from Syria 35 old
u can contact me 71 68 90 66

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mohammed sucks pig dick January 23, 2017 - 12:02 pm

no body wants fucking muslims, nobody GTFO

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Fuck islam April 25, 2017 - 1:13 pm

Looks like someone just found the internet

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Abigail G. December 1, 2016 - 4:07 pm

Was she shaved or did she have a natural bush?

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guest April 25, 2018 - 4:28 pm

I have experienced that the majority of Danish women have no feminism left. Many Danish women have become “men” in womens bodies.

The charm, shyness and gentleness you see in many other women from e.g. south and eastern European countries is completely lost in Danish women, I guess that is why they dress with little or very tight clothes.

My experience with Danish women is also that they tend to be very easily irritated and have a short temper, for example many Danish women are very quick to break up a relationship because of little things, maybe this is why many Danish men are finding their wife’s outside Denmark, like in Thailand.

Many Danish women also lack fundamental women qualities, like they are not shy around men at all, furthermore they don’t have any modesty either, they can walk around in hotpants (underwear) without feeling any shame. I honestly get completely turned off by their lack of basic female qualities.
Funny enough I have noticed that if you completely ignore or reject them, they can’t handle it, they then try to get your attention even if they may be a stranger to you.

All in all I have seen to many men burn their fingers badly on Danish women, I therefore try to avoid any contact with them.

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Sohel October 27, 2018 - 12:43 am

Hey maverick !
I am 18 years old teenager can I seduce Danish chic’s?

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Glory November 13, 2018 - 5:29 pm

I am 38 years old living in Germany looking for a serious relationship if there is any one.

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